Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Fictional Ad: Padded-Book Builder

Are you the type that picks up a book but for one reason or another never manage to finish it? Have no fear, the Padded-Book Builder is here! For $1.99*, we'll insert additional pages into the books you buy! Do you read only halfway through a novel before moving on to another one? We'll double the page count of the book so that by the time you reach the middle, you're done! Order now and we'll throw in the Fake-Ending Builder for your friends who love to take a peek at the last page of the book.

*Actual price will vary.

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