Preparing for tomorrow's impeding
zombie invasion, here's a checklist of the significant locations within a 5-kilometer radius of my home. On one hand, it makes me appreciate the prime real estate. On the other hand, when zombies do attack, I wouldn't want to be in my neighborhood:
- Three Catholic schools.
- Two shopping malls.
- One church.
- One military base (probably two if I stretch the radius to six kilometers...).
- One power plant.
- One hotel.
- Several banks.
- Lots and lots of parking lots.
- Half a dozen Starbucks's.
- Residence of an actor-that-attempted-to-run-for-politics.
- Residence of a former president.
- The main highway in Metro Manila.
Hahaha. Great list. I also got a buncha starbucks, a catholic church teaming with latinos, a home depot and loews about a mile up the road and a big--ass drain tunnel that leads out of the city I think.
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