Spam Spam Spam

Eytan Bernstein proposed compiling spam poems (spam as in the one that fills your inbox, and not the food) and publishing them.

Well, here's another use for Spam emails: random name generators.

Of course there are other, more efficient random name generators out there (especially for RPG games), but how about using Spam names as the topic of a short story? Better yet, use the Spam email as the basis of your short story...