I spent the better part of the past few hours in a strip bar but before all those alpha males start cheering me on (all two of you), there's two facts you want to keep in mind:
1) It was for work so I was busy, busy, busy.
2) It's a gay bar. Sorry but I don't swing that way (as slashable as I am).
Wow. What a way to break yourself in.
ReplyDeleteQuick, we've got to even the numbers before that experience seriously damages your manhood!